The other name of the game in our house is SLOW. As in SSLLLOOOOOOOOW. As in the average time it takes to get dressed is 20 minutes. The average time it takes to eat breakfast is 35 minutes. The average time it takes to put on shoes, put on coat and get in the car is 22 minutes. In case you’re keeping track, that means to be ready for an 8:15 departure for school, G needs 67 minutes of undivided adult attention. No wonder we never get anywhere on time!